No hope!

(DISCLAIMER: The following did not happen on the island, but rather while watching TV with a group of friends and one highly opinionated parental unit belonging to one of said friends)

(Power ball lottery commercial finishes playing)

Pops: The lottery has made a lot of instant millionaires.
Spotted E: And provided the government with a lot of income via taxes and sadly not a lot of it has gone into the education fund.
Pops: I get me one every week. They are just ONE DOLLAR!
Pops: Totaler, have you bought your lottery ticket yet?
Totaler: Nope. I don't gamble.
Pops: Oh, its no gamble! You have no hopes of ever winning!