Fresh bagel
Touched Bagel (see also "Counter Bagel")
Grass bagel
"Left in the bagel slicer for 4 days" bagel
Dirt bagel
Clean trashcan bagel
Manhandled bagel
Armpit bagel
Dirty trashcan bagel (aka Macbook Air bagel)
Laptop bag bagel
Carpet bagel
Bathroom bagel
