The bagel on the floor looked reasonably fresh and somewhat delicious... except for that whole "on the floor" thing.
However, the Island is torn regarding nomenclature.
Is this a "floor bagel" or a "carpet bagel?"
I'm all for the former, but there is a contingent for the latter...
Oh Carpet Bagel
ReplyDeleteYour presence is not wanted
Though you looked tasty
Warm, speckled, buttered, chewy.
ReplyDeleteBreakfast potential wasted
by foolish placement.