Clothing optional

Евгени: SpottedE, are you ready for our thing?
SpottedE: Do I have to wear shoes?
Евгени: ...
SpottedE: Are we going to use a "cuddle room"?
Евгени: ...

Alwaiz remembar!

YoHo = chinese food place btw

Boss's boss: my neighbors are calling for wine

Boss's boss: maybe that will finally settle my stomach

boss: yeah no more burgers out of that truck for me

boss: i am done with that

Boss's boss: I won't begin to tell you how bad I felt today

boss: hair of the dog will fix you up

Boss's boss: wasn't the hair of the dog, it was the cat from YoHo

Boss's boss: put that on the Island

iWon't

Charlie: just in case you're really into Pac Man?
Boss's Boss: Oh, I really like Pac Man, even though its a little annoying on the iPhone
Boss's Boss: But I'm not carrying around an accessory that looks like it came from Priscilla's.

Overheard

Boss: You wanna make sweet love to my face!? What?
Yukon: No! Thats not what I said.
Boss: Yea it is. Its my eyes that are messed up son, not my ears!

No hope!

(DISCLAIMER: The following did not happen on the island, but rather while watching TV with a group of friends and one highly opinionated parental unit belonging to one of said friends)

(Power ball lottery commercial finishes playing)

Pops: The lottery has made a lot of instant millionaires.
Spotted E: And provided the government with a lot of income via taxes and sadly not a lot of it has gone into the education fund.
Pops: I get me one every week. They are just ONE DOLLAR!
Pops: Totaler, have you bought your lottery ticket yet?
Totaler: Nope. I don't gamble.
Pops: Oh, its no gamble! You have no hopes of ever winning!

Nerd Party 2

‪Matt: ‬ Doogie Howard the Duck!!!!
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪OH HO HO HOOOOOO‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪Moonknighting?‬
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪wow, that's very good‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪haha gracias‬
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪Dr. 9021Octopus!‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪HAHAHAHAHAHA‬ awesome
 ‪KingM: ‬Barney Midgard!
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪hahahahahaha‬ niiiiice
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪Welcome Back, Kingpin‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪hahahahahahahaha‬ The Banner Bunch
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪niiiice‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪In the Hulk of the Night‬
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪wow that's quite a reach but it works!‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪hahaha‬
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪Chico and the Manbot‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪hahaha‬ The 6 Million Dollar Iron Man
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪and kind of similar themes, too‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪yup‬ Sandman and Son
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪oooo classy‬! Little Hobgoblin on the Prairie
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪hahahahahahahahahahaha‬
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪Elektra Company!‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪HAHAHAHA NICE‬
Matt: Captain Roger's Neighborhood
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪very nice‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪Starks-key and Hulk‬
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪Schoolhouse Ragnarok‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪FUCKING WIN!!!!‬
‪Matt: ‬ ‪I Dream of Jeannie Grey‬
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪OK you end there and you end on a nice high note. ‬

Nerd Party - GO

 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪70s and 80's TV show characters mixed with Marvel Characters‬….aaaaand go
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪o man I can't seem to make it work‬
 ‪Matt: ‬Captain T.J. America - that's all I got
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪Magneto PI‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪YES!!!‬ hahahahaha
Matt: Dr. Whom
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪nice‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪Remington Iron-Man‬
 ‪KingM: ‬Sesame Skrull
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪HAHAHAHA‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪Silver Surfer Spoons‬
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪WOW‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪Battlestar Galactus‬. it's easier with just the names
 ‪KingM: ‬ me likey
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪The X-files. Men. ‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪hahahaha‬ - Alf-a Flight
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪BAAA HAA HAA HAAAAA‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪hahaha‬
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪that is a nerd 2-for-1‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪hahahahah indeed‬. The Dukes of Hawkeye?
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪OOF‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪yeah, that one was kinda lame‬
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪this shit is hard yo‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪yeah it is‬
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪Night Ghost! Rider. FFFFUUUU‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪hahahaha I thought about that one‬. Nightcrawler Court!
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪wow I have to hand that one to you‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪gracias‬
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪Diff'rent... SKRULLS‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪hahahaha‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪B.J. and the Beast?‬
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪hrmmm, creative‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪I thought about BJ and the Beta-Ray Bill‬
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪wow‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪MODOK and Mindy‬
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪NICE‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪The Incredible Hulk!‬ oh wait....
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪see, and that happens a lot‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪Cagnie and Loki‬
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪OMGGGGG‬
KingM: Sheriff Logan
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪hahahaha‬ - Charles Xavier in Charge
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪how the hell do you do it son?‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪hahaha I dunno‬ - because I'm a giant geek
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪Fresh Prince Namor of Bel Air BAYOWW!‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA‬ WIN
‪ Matt: ‬ ‪Empty Nest of Brood‬ - meeeeh
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪so hard! I think I'm all brained out‬
 ‪Matt: ‬Miami Venom
 ‪KingM: ‬ ‪MY KREE SONS‬
 ‪Matt: ‬ ‪HAHAHAHA YES!‬

Nerd Hierarchy: Furries

SooooOverlord: In the nerd hierarchy there is only one thing below LARPers. But you are not meant to know. your ears may bleed.
SpottedE: no no no no no no. The nerd scale terminates at LARPer. When you move on past LARPing you begin the "Weirdo" scale. They cannot be classified as nerds. sorry.

Nerdy McNerdystein: Overheard

Boss: you are fixing to have a 4 day Power Horse weekend!
Boss: [makes horse noise]
Boss: take that shit home and work on it while you roll your hundred sided dice and play witches and wizards and dragons and shit.
SooooOverlord: so you simultaneously think I have no life, and that my life is full of nothing but complete nerdity!
Boss: Well the second one IS true!!
SooooOverlord: I am not doing anything nerdy this weekend! I am going to an Anime convention.

just freakin' eat the pizza

Boss: Bambicue, some leftover papa johns at the help desk.  spread the word

deadskull: Boss, did you just call Bambicue fat?

Bambicue: Boss, are you calling me fat?

Bambicue: lol

Bambicue: Boss, tell the fatty there's food

Bambicue: fatty fat fat

Bambicue: :P

Boss: you try to do something nice...

step 2

down for maintenance - or not

Boss: I mean, I'll change my own oil, that's fine.
Boss: But I'll gladly pay someone $20 if it means I don't have to put my finger in an asshole.
Island (collectively): LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL




Boss: No seriously, I mean am I just too far out there? $20!

also, hunter

SpottedE: I worked with a guy who was a pecker.
SpottedE: To his credit, he was the fastest pecker I'd ever seen...
KingM: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
KingM: To the Island!

DISCLAIMER!

overheard: because if the warning label is on it you know someone got sued over it.
SpottedE: WARNING: Coffee may be hot!
KingM: DO NOT Insert into butt and strike with hammer!!

fruity

One of these things just doesn't belong

While the boss is out of town at a conference... We came to the decision that what he does not know (or cannot see) cannot hurt us.

This popcicle stand?

Boss: Any problem if I finish up these laptops and blow this joint?
Boss' Boss: I don't care what you blow.

lunch time!

KingM: Fish eyes and glue!
Евгени: ??????
KingM: Tapioca pudding, dude.
SpottedE: (points to food) This is called "Golden Sorce Steak." Its where they keep their gristle.
Евгени: Golden Source? Is that like Golden Release?
KingM: You should do a Google Image search for "Golden Release."
SpottedE: What has been seen... cannot be unseen. Евгени, have you heard of "pickle party?"
KingM: Noooooooooooooo!!!
Евгени: Is that like "Lemon Party?" Or maybe a fruit party. When I was in college we had "Salad Parties" at work.
KingM: ...

The Deez

Boss: (walks in wearing sunglasses)
Merdeezy: Wearin' sunglasses indoors! Why, 'cause the sun never sets on a badass?
KingM: hey, where are your Croakies?
Merdeezy: I have some extra Croakies in my purse if you need them!
KingM: You have loaner Croakies?