iWon't

Charlie: just in case you're really into Pac Man?
Boss's Boss: Oh, I really like Pac Man, even though its a little annoying on the iPhone
Boss's Boss: But I'm not carrying around an accessory that looks like it came from Priscilla's.

Overheard

Boss: You wanna make sweet love to my face!? What?
Yukon: No! Thats not what I said.
Boss: Yea it is. Its my eyes that are messed up son, not my ears!